Rob Trevor

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Love for LOST, lust for Lilly. Willy Wonka wannabe. Neo-prog Disc Jockey. Joker. Local living legend. And enduring Twin Peaks freak... Mouse by name but not by nature! The moniker of Dormouse was presented to me by a radio-presenting acquaintance of mine, following my propensity to fall fast asleep during the opening hour of his retrospective show and regrettably miss his iconic 80's challenge... I am of Welsh descent...I once ran down Mount Snowdon as part of the Three Peaks Challenge... I now reside within short walking distance of where stands the tree that famously dropped the apple upon the unsuspecting bonce of a historic, I'm just content to get as pissed as a Newt on the imbibing of the high gravity alcoholic beverage fermented from the same variety of fruit... Due to my bestie being born and bred across the Pond, in California, I can count myself as an honorary American - which is kind of fitting, as I like to yank at myself a load... I'm rude and I'm crude. I am a horny little devil - and not only in an overtly sexual fashion. I am a living nightmare to the PC brigade, both on and off my PC... The nearby police constabulary is well aware of my rare outbursts of hell-raising activity... Though I am no villainous thug, and my only criminal record is the Rick Wakeman solo album that was forced upon me one Christmas Day morn... I am brutally honest - and if I dislike what you like then you can either like it or lump it...hard cheese! However, having said that, I do actually love lumps of hard also lumps of soft cheese... In fact, I am an all-round foodie who waxes lyrical about all that is waxed and unwaxed in the wonderful world of coagulated dairy produce... I am a connoisseur of Courvoisier, plus many other brands of brandy... And I always accompany my cognac with copious amounts of tunage... Music is my true passion. My all-time favourite act is the legendary neo-prog group IQ. My high intellectual IQ has afforded me worldwide musical infamy. My ability to immediately identify a single song in one single note has made me locally noteworthy over the airwaves of a Lincolnshire community station. I am a happy app chappy - I have topped the rankings of the Facebook version of Ken Bruce's national BBC teaser and am pleased to possess a soaringly-lofty SongPop score which has achieved me the glory of an end-of-year award... Warning, handle me Caerphilly, I am zero-trollerant towards online bullying! If you choose to abuse me on social media then you can bet that I will pursue your physical whereabouts and, once I locate you, will clean the net of your filth by drowning you in a soapy vat of Persil! Attack at your peril! Plus, beware - whenever Facebook boot traders spam me, I buy a pair of their apparel ware and then proceed to give them a good kicking with their footwear...!
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Joined September 03, 2018