I ASPI(r)E

Am fresh off a post, on a well-known Aspie/autie Facebook forum, that relates to the way in which NT’s physically perceive we who are on the spectrum… And that reminded me that someone on the same site once disbelieved that I have topped the world-rankings of music-quiz game apps because I don’t look like someone who could do that…

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Rob Trevor

Love for LOST, lust for Lilly. Willy Wonka wannabe. Neo-prog Disc Jockey. Joker. Local living legend. And enduring Twin Peaks freak…

Mouse by name but not by nature! The moniker of Dormouse was presented to me by a radio-presenting acquaintance of mine, following my propensity to fall fast asleep during the opening hour of his retrospective show and regrettably miss his iconic 80’s challenge…

I am of Welsh descent…I once ran down Mount Snowdon as part of the Three Peaks Challenge…

I now reside within short walking distance of where stands the tree that famously dropped the apple upon the unsuspecting bonce of a historic scientist…me, I’m just content to get as pissed as a Newt on the imbibing of the high gravity alcoholic beverage fermented from the same variety of fruit…

Due to my bestie being born and bred across the Pond, in California, I can count myself as an honorary American – which is kind of fitting, as I like to yank at myself a load…

I’m rude and I’m crude. I am a horny little devil – and not only in an overtly sexual fashion. I am a living nightmare to the PC brigade, both on and off my PC…

The nearby police constabulary is well aware of my rare outbursts of hell-raising activity… Though I am no villainous thug, and my only criminal record is the Rick Wakeman solo album that was forced upon me one Christmas Day morn…

I am brutally honest – and if I dislike what you like then you can either like it or lump it…hard cheese! However, having said that, I do actually love lumps of hard cheese…plus also lumps of soft cheese… In fact, I am an all-round foodie who waxes lyrical about all that is waxed and unwaxed in the wonderful world of coagulated dairy produce…

I am a connoisseur of Courvoisier, plus many other brands of brandy… And I always accompany my cognac with copious amounts of tunage…

Music is my true passion. My all-time favourite act is the legendary neo-prog group IQ. My high intellectual IQ has afforded me worldwide musical infamy. My ability to immediately identify a single song in one single note has made me locally noteworthy over the airwaves of a Lincolnshire community station. I am a happy app chappy – I have topped the rankings of the Facebook version of Ken Bruce’s national BBC teaser and am pleased to possess a soaringly-lofty SongPop score which has achieved me the glory of an end-of-year award…

Warning, handle me Caerphilly, I am zero-trollerant towards online bullying! If you choose to abuse me on social media then you can bet that I will pursue your physical whereabouts and, once I locate you, will clean the net of your filth by drowning you in a soapy vat of Persil! Attack at your peril! Plus, beware – whenever Facebook boot traders spam me, I buy a pair of their apparel ware and then proceed to give them a good kicking with their footwear…!

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